The Empire of Imperium of Whitecrest is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 240 million Regularae are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Regularae economy, worth 6.23 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,950 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills, all mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, and lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperium of Whitecrest's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperium of Whitecrest is ranked 63,621^st in the world and 119^th in The League for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 484.26 on the Clooney Contribution Index.